true story...

This was cut and pasted from an AIM conversation with Timm earlier today.  The memory of it makes me gag. 
ed. note:  the term "big nasty" is a name we have developed to refer to the house centipedes which have infested our house since we've lived here.  The summer we first moved in they were so bad, we had to check our shoes before putting them on, shake our towels before drying off after a shower, that sort of thing.  We've had exterminators at our house regularly, and they are now "under control", but a few still manage to pop up every spring.  Over the past year and a half, my disgust for most every bug (especially spiders) pales in comparisson to the utter and complete abhorrence I feel for these creatures.


 swot3tim is available 12:24 pm
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:24 pm
    i'm really sorry dear, but i am going to have to make you do the dishes for me...
    i tried to do them, and the biggest of all big nasties tried to kill me
swot3tim 12:24 pm
    lol
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:25 pm
    my whole skin is crawling
    i don't think i can go into the kitchen any more today
swot3tim 12:25 pm
    prolly mutated from the toxic green peas that you made the other day
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:25 pm
    lol
    i am sure you are right
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:26 pm
    i think i want to put saran wrap over the whole sink just to make sure the thing doesn't escape and overtake our house
    but we don't have saran wrap
swot3tim 12:27 pm
    is it down the drain?
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:31 pm
    argh....
    it was just hanging out in the sink, under all the dishes
    the water brtought him out of hiding
    ... so i grabbed the biggest knife out of our knife block, and moved some dishes around till i saw him, then i hacked him to pieces...
    i thinik i have terrified iris
    and my skin feels like it is on fire
    (with fear)
swot3tim 12:34 pm
    wonder if there is other mutant big nastys, bigger and more powerful, maybe they are the animals digging in the back yard
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:34 pm
    don't even start
swot3tim 12:34 pm
    waiting for the mothership to land soon then alien big nastys take over the world........run
katemay26@hotmail.com 12:35 pm
    ok, mega creepy...i just went to check to make sure the thing was still dead... and the pieces of it are gone.
    there are a couple of legs stuck to the side of the sink, but the rest of the hacked up mutant nasty is GONE
    IT WAS STILL THERE WHEN I LEFT IT!
    OH MY LORD I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE IMMEDIATELY